Guthix_Noob7 stopped mid-stride. He was draped in mismatched iron platelegs and a shiny new Cape of Legends he’d spent three weeks dying for. He turned to find a player leaning against the cold granite wall. The stranger wore a simple brown apron and a chef’s hat, but his eyes—rendered in the classic, unblinking style of 2007—seemed to hold a terrifying amount of data.
"Well, hello there," a voice rasped from the shadows near the basement stairs. 2048x1070 Old School RuneScape - Well hello the...
The stranger’s avatar began to flicker, his polygons stretching toward the ceiling of the bank. "I am the spirit of the 'Sit' message. I am the reason you forget your spade. I am the 12-year-old version of you that never actually logged out." Guthix_Noob7 stopped mid-stride