Toby stuck his tongue out and crossed his eyes. The transaction was complete.
He walked into the grocery store. The prices weren't decimals anymore. A bag of chips was labeled: "Three jokes and a high-five." A gallon of milk was: "Heavy enough to make you grunt." "How many apples would you like?" the clerk asked. Download funny counting।
He tapped his glass-lens spectacles. A progress bar appeared in his vision: Downloading Humorous Logic... 100%. Toby stuck his tongue out and crossed his eyes