Drivel May 2026

"Citizens!" he shouted. "I have solved the energy crisis with the power of flavor!"

Looking down at the gooey mess on his shoes, Barnaby paused. He blinked, sighed, and tucked his journal away. drivel

"That is complete and utter ," muttered a woman at the next table, not looking up from her book. "Total balderdash ." "Citizens