Speed freezes. He leans into the camera. His lips aren't just bigger; they look like two overcooked hot dogs glued to his face. He stares at his reflection in the monitor, the silence stretching for a rare five seconds.
Ten seconds in, his eyes go wide. "Wait, wait, it’s stuck! CHAT, IT’S STUCK!" ISHOWSPEED DOES THE KYLIE JENNER LIP CHALLENGE
"Chat, we’re doing it! The Kylie Jenner! We’re getting those influence lips!" he barks, barking literally a second later. He grabs the glass, presses it firmly against his mouth, and begins to suck the air out with enough force to power a vacuum cleaner. Speed freezes
"I look like a pufferfish!" he screams, clutching his head. "IShowPufferfish?! No! MODS, UNBAN THE GLASS, I’M GOING AGAIN!" his eyes go wide. "Wait