Postal_2_all_postal_dude_quotes May 2026

— A classic take on a well-known slogan .

For a full, exhaustive list of quotes from the base game and expansions like Apocalypse Weekend or Paradise Lost , you can explore the dedicated fan wiki pages . AI responses may include mistakes. Learn more

"This can’t be good for me, but I feel great!" . postal_2_all_postal_dude_quotes

— Used when trying to get NPCs to sign his petition, reflecting the mundane nature of his "tasks" .

These are the lines most associated with the character's personality and the game's dark satire: — A classic take on a well-known slogan

"Augh, that’s gonna be sore tomorrow" or "I don’t feel so good" .

"C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress" . Learn more "This can’t be good for me, but I feel great

— Frequently uttered after committing heinous acts or when the character commits suicide .