Seven Mummies May 2026

💡 If you enjoy "so bad it's good" cinema, the absurdity of ninja-mummies might offer some ironic enjoyment; otherwise, most reviewers strongly suggest skipping it. Seven Mummies (2006) - IMDb

Critics describe the story as a "poor copycat" of From Dusk Till Dawn , following escaped convicts who stumble upon a cursed town that makes little sense logically. Seven Mummies

Despite a "hot cult cast" including Danny Trejo and Billy Drago, reviewers felt the actors were underutilized, with Trejo primarily "laughing menacingly" in one scene. 💡 If you enjoy "so bad it's good"

One bizarre highlight noted by Moria Reviews is a climax where the mummies suddenly become kung-fu experts, which most found absurd rather than exciting. Common Ratings reviewers felt the actors were underutilized