The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A Mountainit's Alw... May 2026

Halfway up, they realize the "map" is just a placemat from a defunct Shoney’s. Dennis has a meltdown about the "implication" of being trapped on a cliffside with a dead body, while Charlie realizes they’ve been carrying the wrong corpse the entire time.

“It’s not a crime if the mountain claims him, Charlie!” The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a MountainIt's Alw...

Refuses to wear boots. He’s hiking in thermal underwear and "mountain-grease" to ward off "Summit Ghouls." Halfway up, they realize the "map" is just