The ad was simple, tucked between a listing for a "vintage" beanbag and a used lawnmower:
Elias moved in that night. By midnight, the honeymoon phase ended. It started with a wet, dragging sound in the hallway— thump, slide, thump, slide. When Elias peered through the crack in his door, he saw Arthur dragging a heavy, plastic-wrapped bundle into the bathroom. "Worst Roommate Ever" Roommate Wanted - Part 1(...
"Just... refreshing the stuffing!" Arthur chirped, sensing the gaze. The ad was simple, tucked between a listing